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Sure fire ways to know if you are a women
1. Whine
2. When asked if something is bothering you, you reply no.
Then get mad when you are believed.
3. Become attracted to someone because he is outgoing and
loves parties,
start dating him and immediately expect him to stop this behavior.
4. Always take an hour longer than promised to prepare for
the evening.
5. Whine.
6. If you are trying to sleep, it's because you're exhausted
from your
almost super-human level of daily achievement; if he is trying
to
sleep, it's because he is lazy.
7. If he pays attention to you, he is smothering you.
8. If he gives you space, he is ignoring you.
9. Demand to be treated as an equal in everything. Except
when paying
for meals, plane tickets, concerts, beers, etc. These are
required
gifts proving his love.
10. Declare PMS at any given time. If he is knowledgeable
about your cycle,
tell him you're irregular from all of the stress of your life.
11. Remember that any woman who so much as looks at your
boyfriend
must be labeled a whore and your network of friends must be
informed
immediately to spread this as quickly as possible.
12. Make his life miserable by making him feel guilty about
doing anything other than catering to your needs.
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