home > jokes
> women
jokes > men's advice to women
Women Joke
Men's advice to women
1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.
2. Learn to work the toilet seat; if it's up, put it down.
3. Sometimes, we're not thinking about you. Live with it.
4. Get rid of your cat.
5. Sunday = TV Sports.
6. Anything you wear is fine. Really.
7. You have too many shoes.
8. Crying is blackmail.
9. Ask for what you want. Subtle hints don't work.
10. Mark anniversaries on a calendar.
11. Peeing standing up is more difficult than peeing from
point blank range. We're bound to miss sometimes.
12. Simple "yes" and "no" are perfectly
acceptable answers.
13. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See
a doctor.
14. Anything we said six or eight months ago is inadmissible
in an argument.
15. If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and
one of the ways makes you sad and angry, we meant the other
one.
16. Let us ogle. If we don't look at other women, how can
we know how pretty you are?
17. You can either ask us to do something OR tell us how you
want it done -- not both.
18. Christopher Columbus didn't need directions, and neither
do we.
19. You have enough clothes.
20. Men are from earth; women are from earth. Deal with it.
If you liked this women joke,
send this women joke to a friend.
More Women Jokes???
Click the women jokes on the right.
|
