- You wake up at 3 a.m. to go to the bathroom and stop by to check your e-mail on the way back to bed.
- You get a tattoo that reads "This body best viewed with Netscape Navigator 3 or higher."
- You name your children Eudora, Mozilla and Pegasus.
- You turn off your modem and get this awful empty feeling, like you just pulled the life support on a loved one.
- You spend half of the plane trip with your laptop on your lap... and your child in the overhead compartment.
- You decide to stay in college for an additional year or two, just for the free Internet access.
- You laugh at people with 33.6k modems.
- You find yourself typing com after every period when using a word processor.com
- You start introducing yourself as "JSmith874 at AOL dot com."
- All of your friends have an @ in their names.
- Five of your BT Friends and Family numbers are modems.
- Your cat has its own home page.
- You can't call your mother...she doesn't have a modem.
- You move into a new house and decide to Netscape before you landscape.