| wen tings go rong, wen tears flow 4rm ur eyes, wen sadness fills ur heart, plz inform me-coz my frnd sells tissues BUY ONE GET ONE FREE. |
| Birds love u, Giraffe love u, Goat love u, Elephant love u, Go to zoo, They all miss u. |
| A group of elephants were sitting on the street. A sexy female elephant passes by... What does the loafer elephant say? Wow... 3600-2400-3600. |
| Luk at the world as 1 big chocolate cake. It would never b complete without few sweets n nuts. Sweet like ME & nut like U. |
| Cute! Good looking! Easy to handle! Cool! Nice structure! Its my mobile. How about yours? |
| Boy: what will u give me as reward if i climb Mt.Everest? Girl: A push. |
Sincere Apology:
If u dont like ny of my SMS or dont like 2 read or if my msgs disturb u,then plz dont hesitate,feel free 2 Throw Ur Mobile!! |
| Sweet fruits r nice 2 eat.. Sweet words r nice 2 say.. But sweet people r really hard 2 find..My goodness, how da hell did u manage 2 find me! |
| Always listen to ur hubby, He gives sound advice :99% Sound & 1% Advice.... |
| Woman: The most efficient money reducing agent known to man-kind! |
