Funny SMS
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Funny SMS
| There are 4 animal species a woman needs in her life: Jaguar in her garage, mink in her closet, tiger in her bed! And ofcourse a donkey to pay her bills!! | | Do you take me 2 be ur lawfully loveable fren, 2 have and 2 hold, 4 rich qoutes or corny jokes, in text meassging & in poor signal, till low batt do us part? | | Sign post outside our collage- "Drive Carefully! Dont kill the Students, Wait for the Lecturers!". | | Scientists all over the world r wondering how long a human being can live without a brain... Kindly tell them ur age... | | What happened 2 ur network? I tried 2 call u but the operator said "Welcome 2 the jungle, the monkey u r trying to call is on the tree....Plz try later." | | sorry 4 disturb u. can u fax me ur photo, its very urgent, serious matter has comeup actually, we r playing a cards and I lost the joker. | Q:) What does a buffalo produce during an EarthQuake?
A:) MilkShake. | | When in life, you wake up n you don't see anyone, then come to me. I will be there to take you to an eye specialist! | | What is a difference between a Kiss, a Car and a Monkey? A kiss is so dear, a car is too dear and a monkey is U dear. | | Friendship is just like wine.. as it gets older it gets sweter.. just like you and me.. you are gettind older and i am getting sweeter. |
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