| Consequences of American life style: The wife rushed into house screaming to her husband: Darling, Come quick! Ur kids n my kids r beating our kids. |
| Hubby: Darling, years ago u had a figure like Coke bottle. Wife: Yes darling I still do, only difference is earlier it was 300ml now it's 1.5 ltr. |
| Women are like guns, keep one around long enough and you're going to want to shoot it. |
| Seeking luv iz a mission... finding luv iz a complexed ambition... so y not go wiv the asian tradition, and let the parentz make the decision... |
| Regular Naps Prevent Old Age... Especially If You Take Them While Driving! |
| Think Well Work Well Eat Well Sleep Well Play Well and also put ur Mobile inside the same well Because you r not messageing me... well. |
| What is the difference between Mother & Wife? One woman brings you into this world crying... & the other ensures you Continue to do so!! |
| Sugar is sugar, Salt is salt, God made you dumbo, not my fault! |
| Days are 2 Busy, Hours are 2Fast, Seconds are 2 Few But there's always Time for Me 2 disturb You. |
Q: How do you sink a submarine full of blondes?
A: Knock on the door. |
