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The ventriloquist
A young ventriloquist is touring the Southwest and stops
to entertain in an Arkansas bar. He's going through his usual
stupid redneck jokes, when a big burly guy in the audience
stands up and says threateningly, "I've heard just about
enough of your smart mouth hillbilly jokes - we ain't all
stupid here in Arkansas!" Flustered, the ventriloquist
begins to apologize, when the big guy interrupts him and says,
"You stay out of this mister-- I'm talking to the smart
mouth little fella on your knee!"
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