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The perfect husband
There are several men in the locker room of a private club
after exercising. Suddenly a cell phone that was on one of
the benches rings. A man picks it up and the following conversation
ensues: "Hello?" "Honey, It's me. Are you at
the club?" "Yes." "Great! I am at the
mall 2 blocks from where you are. I saw a beautiful mink coat...
It is absolutely gorgeous!! Can I buy it?" "What's
the price?" "Only $1,500.00" "Well, OK,
go ahead and get it, if you like it that much..." "Ahhh
and I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the
2001 models. I saw one I really liked. I spoke with the salesman
and he gave me a really good price ... and since we need to
exchange the BMW that we bought last year..." "What
price did he quote you?" "Only $60,000..."
"OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."
"Great! Before we hang up, something else..." "What?"
"It might look like a lot, but I was reconciling your
bank account and...I stopped by the real estate agent this
morning and I saw the house we had looked at last year. It's
on sale!! Remember? The one with a pool, English Garden, acre
of park area, beachfront property..." "How much
are they asking?" "Only $450,000... a magnificent
price, and I see that we have that much in the bank to cover..."
"Well, than go ahead and buy it, but just bid $420,000.
OK?" "OK, sweetie... Thanks! I'll see you later!!
I love you!!!" "Bye... I do too..." The man
hangs up, closes the phone's flap and raises his hand while
holding the phone and asks to all those present: "Does
anyone know who this phone belongs to?"
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