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Only in america
Only In America... can pizza get to your house faster than
an ambulance.
Only In America...are there handicap parking places in front
of a skating rink.
Only In America...do drugstores make the sick walk all the
way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while
healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
Only In America...do people order double cheeseburgers, large
fries and a diet coke.
Only In America...do banks leave both doors open and then
chain the pens to the counters.
Only In America...do we leave cars worth tens of thousands
of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the
garage.
Only In America...do we use answering machines to screen
calls and then have Call Waiting so we won't miss a call from
someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.
Only In America...do we buy hotdogs in packages of ten and
buns in packages of eight.
Only In America...do we use the word "politics"
to describe the process so well: "Poli" in Latin
meaning "many" and "tic" meaning "bloodsucking"
creatures.
Only In America...do they have driveup ATM machines with
Braille lettering.
Only In America...can a homeless combat veteran live in a
cardboard box and a draft dodger live in a White House.
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