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Idiots
IDIOTS IN SERVICE:
This week, all our office phones went dead and I had to contact
the telephone repair people. They promised to be out between
8:00 a.m. and 7:00 p.m. When I asked if they could give me
a smaller time window, the pleasant gentleman asked, "Would
you like us to call you before we come?" I replied that
I didn't see how he would be able to do that, since our phones
weren't working. He also requested that we report future outages
by email (Does YOUR email work without a telephone line?).
IDIOTS AT WORK:
I was signing the receipt for my credit card purchase when
the clerk Noticed I had never signed my name on the back of
the credit card. She informed me that she could not complete
the transaction unless the card was signed. When I asked why,
she explained that it was necessary to compare the signature
I had just signed on the receipt. So I signed the credit card
in front of her. She carefully compared the signature to the
one I had just signed on the receipt. As luck would have it,
they matched.
IDIOTS IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD:
I live in a semi-rural area. We recently had a new neighbor
call the local township administrative office to request the
removal of the Deer Crossing sign on our road. The reason:
too many deer were being hit by Cars and he didn't want them
to cross there anymore.
IDIOT SIGHTING #1:
I was at the airport, checking in at the gate when an airport
employee asked, "Has anyone put anything in your baggage
without your knowledge?" To which I replied, "If
it was without my knowledge, how would I know?" He smiled
knowingly and nodded, "That's why we ask."
IDIOT SIGHTING #2:
At a good-bye luncheon for an old and dear coworker who is
leaving the company due to 'downsizing," our manager
commented cheerfully, "this is fun!. We should do this
more often." Not a word was spoken. We all just looked
at each other with that deer-in-the-headlights stare.
IDIOT SIGHTING #3:
I work with an individual who plugged her powerstrip back
into itself and for the life of her couldn't understand why
her system would not turn on.
IDIOT SIGHTING #4:
When my husband and I arrived at an automobile dealership
to pick up our car, we were told the keys had been locked
in it. We went to the service department and found a mechanic
working feverishly to unlock the driver's side door. As I
watched from the passenger side, I instinctively tried the
door handle and discovered that it was unlocked. "Hey,"
I announced to the technician, "it's open!" To which
he replied, "I know - I already got that side."
DON'T YOU FEEL BETTER NOW??!!!
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