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The man etiqutte test
Here's a chance for you men to find out how compassionate
and sensitive you are to women. Do something she likes and
you get points. Do something she dislikes and points are subtracted.
You don't get any points for doing something she expects.
Sorry, that's the way the game is played.
Simple Duties
You make the bed. (+1)
You make the bed, but forget to add the decorative pillows.
(0)
You throw the bedspread over rumpled sheets. (-1)
You leave the toilet seat up. (-5)
You replace the toilet-paper roll when it's empty. (0)
When the toilet-paper roll is barren, you resort to Kleenex.
(-1)
When the Kleenex runs out you shuffle slowly to the next bathroom.
(-2)
You go out to buy her spring-fresh extra-light panty liners
with wings. (+5)
But return with beer. (-5)
You check out a suspicious noise at night. (0)
You check out a suspicious noise and it's nothing. (0)
You check out a suspicious noise and it's something. (+5)
You pummel it with a six iron. (+10)
It's her father. (-10)
Social Engagements
You stay by her side the entire party. (0)
You stay by her side for a while, then leave to chat with
a college drinking buddy. (-2)
Named Tiffany. (-4)
Tiffany is a dancer. (-6)
Tiffany has implants. (-8)
Her Birthday
You take her out to dinner. (0)
You take her out to dinner and it's not a sports bar. (+1)
It is a sports bar. (-2)
And it's all-you-can-eat night. (-3)
It's a sports bar, it's all-you-can-eat night, and your face
is painted the colors of your favorite team. (-10)
A Night Out With The Boys
And the pal is happily married. (-4)
Or frighteningly single. (-7)
And he drives a Mustang. (-10)
With a personalized license plate (GR8 N BED). (-15)
A Night Out
You take her to a movie. (+2)
You take her to a movie she likes. (+4)
You take her to a movie you hate. (+6)
You take her to a movie you like. (-2)
It's called Death Cop 3. (-3)
Which features cyborgs having sex. (-9)
You lied and said it was a foreign film about orphans. (-15)
Your Physique
You develop a noticeable potbelly. (-15)
You develop a noticeable potbelly and exercise to get rid
of it. (+10)
You develop a noticeable potbelly and resort to loose jeans
and baggy Hawaiian shirts. (-30)
You say "I don't give a damn because you have one too."
(-800)
The Big Question
She asks, "Do I look fat?". (-5)
You hesitate in responding. (-10)
You reply, "Where?" (-35)
Communication
When she wants to talk about a problem, you listen, displaying
what looks like a concerned expression. (0)
When she wants to talk, you listen, for over 30 minutes. (+5)
You listen for more than 30 minutes without looking at the
TV. (+10)
She realizes this is because you've fallen asleep. (-20)
Scoring
Start with 50 points and add your score to it. If you ended
up with +15 then your score would be 65 for the 65th percentile.
If you got -15 then your score would be 35 for the 35th percentile.
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