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Only when he's drunk
A driver is stopped by a police officer. The driver asks,
"What's the problem officer?" Officer: "You
were going at least 75 in a 55 zone." Man: "No sir,
I was going 65." Wife: "Oh, Harry. You were going
80." (The man gives his wife a dirty look.) Officer:
"I'm also going to give you a ticket for your broken
tail light." Man: "Broken tail light? I didn't know
about a broken tail light!" Wife: "Oh Harry, you've
known about that tail light for weeks." (The man gives
his wife another dirty look.) Officer: "I'm also going
to give you a citation for not wearing your seatbelt."
Man: "Oh I just took it off when you were walking up
to the car." Wife: "Oh Harry, you never wear your
seatbelt." The man turns to his wife and yells, "SHUT
YOUR MOUTH!" The Officer turns to the woman and asks,
"Ma'am, does your husband talk to you this way all the
time?" The wife says, "No, only when he's drunk."
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