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Where is jesus
OA Sunday School teacher of pre-schoolers was concerned that
his students might be a little confused about Jesus Christ
because of the Christmas season emphasis on His birth. He
wanted to make sure they understood that the birth of Jesus
occurred a long time ago, that He grew up, etc. So he asked
his class, "Where is Jesus today?" Steven raised
his hand and said, "He's in heaven." Mary was called
on and answered, "He's in my heart." Little Johnny,
waving his hand furiously, blurted out, "I know! I know!
He's in our bathroom!!!" The whole class got very quiet,
looked at the teacher, and waited for a response. The teacher
was completely at a loss for a few very long seconds. He finally
gathered his wits and asked Little Johnny how he knew this.
And Little Johnny said, "Well...every morning, my father
gets up, bangs on the bathroom door, and yells 'Jesus Christ,
are you still in there?'!"
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