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What and who am i?
A snake and a rabbit were racing along a pair of intersecting
forest pathways one day, when they collided at the intersection.
They immediately began to argue with one another as to who
was at fault for the mishap.
When the snake remarked that he had been blind since birth,
and thus should be given additional leeway, the rabbit said
that he, too, had been blind since birth. The two animals
then forgot about the collision and began commiserating concerning
the problems of being blind.
The snake said that his greatest regret was the loss of his
identity. He had never been able to see his reflection in
the water, and for that reason did not know exactly what he
looked like, or even what he was. The rabbit declared that
he had the same problem. Seeing a way that they could help
each other, the rabbit proposed that one feel the other from
head to toe, and then try to describe what the other animal
was.
The snake agreed, and started by winding himself around the
rabbit. After a few moments, he announced, "You've got
very soft, fuzzy fur, long ears, big rear feet, and a little
fuzzy ball for a tail. I think that you must be a bunny rabbit!"
The rabbit was much relieved to find his identity, and proceeded
to return the favor to the snake. After feeling about the
snake's body for a few minutes, he asserted, "Well, you're
scaly, you're slimy, you've got beady little eyes, you squirm
and slither all the time, and you've got a forked tongue.
I think you're a lawyer!"
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