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What are the three questions most commonly asked by lawyers?
1. How much money do you have?
2. Where can you get more?
3. Do you have anything you can sell?
Q: How many lawyer jokes are there?
A: Only three. The balance are documented case histories.
There's an interesting new novel about two ex-convicts.
One of them studies to become a lawyer, the other decides
to go straight.
Lawyers are safe from the threat of automation taking over
their professions. No one would build a robot to do nothing.
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