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Lawyers as lab rats
The National Institute of Health (NIH) announced last week
that they were going to start using lawyers instead of rats
in their experiments. Naturally, the American Bar Association
was outraged and filed suit. Yet, the NIH presented some very
good reasons for the switch.
1. The lab assistants were becoming very attached to their
little rats. This emotional involvement was interfering with
the research being conducted. No such attachment could form
for a lawyer.
2. Lawyers breed faster and are in much greater supply.
3. Lawyers are much cheaper to care for and the humanitarian
societies won't jump all over you no matter what you're studying.
4. There are some things even a rat won't do.
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