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Lawyers aren't honest
A lawyer named Impos Syble was shopping for a tombstone.
After he had made his selection, the stonecutter asked him
what inscription he would like on it.
"Here lies an honest man and a lawyer," responded
the lawyer.
"Sorry, but I can't do that," replied the stonecutter.
"In this state, it's against the law to bury two people
in the same grave. However, I could put `here lies an honest
lawyer'."
"But that won't let people know who it is!" protested
the lawyer.
"Sure it will," retorted the stonecutter. "People
will read it and exclaim, "That's impossible!"
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