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Lawyer consultation
A lawyer's dog, running around town unleashed, heads for
a butcher shop and steals a roast. The butcher goes to the
lawyer's office and asks, "if a dog running unleashed
steals a piece of meat from my store, do I have a right to
demand payment for the meat from the dog's owner?" The
lawyer answers, "Absolutely."
"Then you owe me $8.50. Your dog was loose and stole
a roast from me today."
The lawyer, without a word, writes the butcher a check for
$8.50. The butcher, having a feeling of satisfaction, leaves.
Three days later, the butcher finds a bill from the lawyer:
$100 due for a consultation.
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