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Irrelevant information
Two women are on a transcontinental balloon voyage. Their
craft is engulfed in fog, their compass gone awry. Afraid
of landing in the ocean, they drift for days. Suddenly, the
clouds part to show a sunlit meadow below. As they descend,
they see a man walking his dog.
One of the flyers yells to the figure far below, "Where
are we?"
The man yells back, "About a half mile from town."
Once again, the balloonists are engulfed in the mist. One
flyer says to the other, "He must have been a lawyer."
The other says, "A lawyer! How do you know that?"
The first says, "That's easy. The information he gave
us was accurate, concise, and entirely irrelevant."
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