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Excess billing hours
A lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. To his dismay,
there were thousands of people ahead of him in line to see
St. Peter. But, to his surprise, St. Peter left his desk at
the gate and came down the long line to where the lawyer was
standing. St. Peter greeted him warmly. Then St. Peter and
one of his assistants took the lawyer by the hands and guided
him up to the front of the line into a comfortable chair by
his desk.
The lawyer said, "I don't mind all this attention, but
what makes me so special?"
St. Peter replied, "Well, I've added up all the hours
for which you billed your clients, and by my calculation you
must be about 193 years old!"
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