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Women's instructions
Never do housework. No man ever made love to a woman because
the house was spotless.
Remember you are known by the idiot you accompany.
Don't imagine you can change a man - unless he's in diapers.
What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? You shut the
door.
So many men - so many reasons not to sleep with any of them.
If they can put a man on the moon - they should be able to
put them all there.
Tell him you're not his type - you have a pulse.
Never let your man's mind wander - its too little to be left
out alone.
Go for younger men. You might as well - they never mature
anyway.
Never marry a man for money. You'll have to earn every penny.
Definition of a bachelor: A man who has missed the opportunity
to make some woman miserable.
The best way to get a man to do something is to suggest he
is too old for it.
If he asks what sort of books you're interested in, tell
him check books.
A man's idea of serious commitment is usually, "Oh all
right, I'll stay the night".
Women sleep with men who, if they were women, they wouldn't
even have bothered to have lunch with.
Remember a sense of humor does not mean that you tell him
jokes, it means you laugh at his.
If he asks you if you if you're faking it tell him no, you're
just practicing.
When he asks you if he's your first tell him, "You may
be, you look familiar."
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