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Translations for women
Yes = No
No = Yes
Maybe = No
I'm sorry. = You'll be sorry.
We need... = I want
It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious
by now. Do what you want... = You'll pay for this later. We
need to talk... = I need to complain Sure...go ahead = I don't
want you to.
I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset, you moron! You're so
manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot. You're certainly
attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about' Be romantic,
turn out the lights = I have flabby thighs. This kitchen is
so inconvenient = I want a new house. I want new curtains
= ...and carpeting, and furniture, and wallpaper..... Hang
the picture there = NO, I mean hang it there! I heard a noise
= I noticed you were almost asleep. Do you love me' = I'm
going to ask for something expensive. How much do you love
me' = I did something today you're really not going to like.
I'll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find
a good game on TV.
Am I fat? = Tell me I'm beautiful.
You have to learn to communicate. = Just agree with me.
Are you listening to me!? = Too late, you're dead.
Was that the baby? = Why don't you get out of bed and walk
him until he goes to sleep.
I'm not yelling! = Yes I am yelling because I think this
is important.
In response to What's wrong':
The same old thing = Nothing
Nothing = Everything
Nothing, really = It's just that you're such an idiot!
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