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Tell about a haircut
The story of someone getting a haircut.
Women's version:
Woman2: Oh! You got a haircut! That's so cute!
Woman1: Do you think so? I wasn't sure when she gave me the
mirror. I mean, you don't think it's too fluffy looking?
Woman2: Oh God no! No, it's perfect. I'd love to get my hair
cut like that, but I think my face is too wide. I'm pretty
much stuck with this stuff I think.
Woman1: Are you serious? I think your face is adorable. And
you could easily get one of those layer cuts - that would
look so cute I think. I was actually going to do that except
that I was afraid it would accent my long neck.
Woman2: Oh - that's funny! I would love to have your neck!
Anything to take attention away from this two-by-four I have
for a shoulder line.
Woman1: Are you kidding? I know girls that would love to
have your shoulders. Everything drapes so well on you. I mean,
look at my arms - see how short they are? If I had your shoulders
I could get clothes to fit me so much easier.
Men's version:
Man2: Haircut?
Man1: Yeah.
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