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Men writing the rules
If Men were to rewrite "The Rules"
Rule # 1 Anything we said six or eight months ago is inadmissible
in an argument. All comments become null and void after seven
days.
Rule # 2 If we say something that can be interpreted in two
ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant
the other way.
Rule # 3 It is in neither your best interest nor ours to
make us take those stupid Cosmo quizzes together.
Rule # 4 You can either ask us to do something OR tell us
how you want it done -- not both.
Rule # 5 Whenever possible, please say whatever you have
to say during commercials or time-outs.
Rule # 6 Christopher Columbus didn't need directions and
neither do we.
Rule # 7 When we're turning the wheel and the car is nosing
onto the ramp, you saying "This is our exit" is
not necessary.
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