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Dictionary for women
Argument (ar*gyou*ment) n. A discussion that occurs when
you're right, but he just hasn't realized it yet.
Airhead (er*hed) n. What a woman intentionally becomes when
pulled over by a policeman.
Bar-be-que (bar*bi*q) n. You bought the groceries, washed
the lettuce, chopped the tomatoes, diced the onions, marinated
the meat and cleaned everything up, but, he, "made the
dinner."
Blonde jokes (blond joks) n. Jokes that are short so men
can understand them.
Cantaloupe (kant*e*lope) n. Gotta get married in a church.
Clothes dryer (kloze dri*yer) n. An appliance designed to
eat socks.
Diet Soda (dy*it so*da) n. A drink you buy at a convenience
store to go with a half pound bag of peanut M&Ms.
Eternity (e*ter*ni*tee) n. The last two minutes of a football
game.
Exercise (ex*er*siz) v. To walk up and down a mall, occasionally
resting to make a purchase.
Grocery List (grow*ser*ee list) n. What you spend half an
hour writing, then forget to take with you to the store.
Hair Dresser (hare dres*er) n. Someone who is able to create
a style you will never be able to duplicate again. See "Magician."
Hardware Store (hard*war stor) n. Similar to a black hole
in space-if he goes in, he isn't coming out anytime soon.
Childbirth (child*brth) n. You get to go through 36 hours
of contractions; he gets to hold your hand and say "focus,...breath...push..."
Lipstick (lip*stik) n. On your lips, coloring to enhance
the beauty of your mouth. On his collar, coloring only a tramp
would wear...!
Park (park) v./n. Before children, a verb meaning, "to
go somewhere and neck." After children, a noun meaning
a place with a swing set and slide.
Patience (pa*shens) n. The most important ingredient for
dating, marriage and children. See also "tranquilizers."
Waterproof Mascara (wah*tr*pruf mas*kar*ah) n. Comes off
if you cry, shower, or swim, but will not come off if you
try to remove it.
Valentine's Day (val*en*tinez dae) n. A day when you have
dreams of a candlelight dinner, diamonds, and romance, but
consider yourself lucky to get a card.
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