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Your dog is dead
A lady rushes into the veterinarian and screams, "I
found my dog unconscious and I can't wake him -- do something."
The vet lays the dog on the examination table and after a
few simple tests he says, "I'm sorry, I don't feel a
pulse, I'm afraid your dog is dead". The lady can't accept
this and says, "No, no, he can't be dead -- do something
else." So, the vet goes into the other room, and comes
back with a Labrador retriever. The dog jumps up on the table
and sniffs the other dog from head to toe. It sniffs and sniffs
up and down the dog, then all of a sudden just stops and jumps
off the table and leaves. The vet says, "I'm very sorry
lady, your dog is dead. "No, no, he can't be dead --
do something else...PLEASE" the lady cries.So the vet
goes into another room, and comes back with a little cat.
The cat jumps up on the table and starts sniffing the dog
from head to toe. It sniffs and sniffs up and down the dog,
then all of a sudden just stops and jumps off the table and
leaves. "Well, that confirms it," the vet says,
"your dog is dead." The lady is very upset but finally
settles down. "Okay, I guess you're right. How much do
I owe you?" The vet says, "That will be $340."
The lady has a fit and asks, "Why is it so much? After
all you didn't do anything for the dog." "Well",
the vet replied, "it's $40 for the office visit and $300
for the LAB TEST and CAT SCAN!
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