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Doctor quickies
A husband and wife entered the dentist's office. The husband
said, "I want a tooth pulled. I don't want gas or Novocain
because I'm in a terrible hurry. Just pull the tooth as quickly
as possible." "You're a brave man," said the
dentist. "Now, show me which tooth it is." The husband
turns to his wife and says, "Open your mouth and show
the dentist which tooth it is, dear."
Doctor, Doctor, You've got to help me - I just can't stop
my hands shaking!" "Do you drink a lot?" "Not
really - I spill most of it!"
A man speaks frantically into the phone, "My wife is
pregnant, and her contractions are only two minutes apart!"
"Is this her first child?" the doctor queries. "No,
you idiot!" the man shouts. "This is her husband!"
Doctor: I have some bad news and some very bad news. Patient:
Well, might as well give me the bad news first. Doctor: The
lab called with your test results. They said you have 24 hours
to live. Patient: 24 HOURS! That's terrible!! WHAT could be
WORSE? What's the very bad news? Doctor: I've been trying
to reach you since yesterday.
"Doctor, doctor, will I be able to play the violin after
the operation?" "Yes, of course..." "Great!
I never could before!"
A man goes to the eye doctor. The receptionist asks him why
he is there. The man complains, "I keep seeing spots
in front of my eyes." The receptionist asks, "Have
you ever seen a doctor?" and the man replies, "No,
just spots."
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