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Bad news
A man goes to his doctor for a complete checkup. He hasn't
been feeling well and wants to find out if he's ill. After
the checkup the doctor comes out with the results of the examination.
"I'm afraid I have some bad news. You're dying and you
don't have much time," the doctor says. "Oh no,
that's terrible. How long have I got?" the man asks.
"10..." says the doctor. "10? 10 what? Months?
Weeks? What?!" he asks desperately. "10...9...8...7..."
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