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Speeding
A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the
following exchange:
Officer: May I see your driver's license?
Driver: I don't have one. I had it suspended when I got my
5th DUI.
Officer: May I see the owner's card for this vehicle?
Driver: It's not my car. I stole it.
Officer: The car is stolen?
Driver: That's right. But come to think of it, I think I
saw the owner's card in the glove box when I was putting my
gun in there.
Officer: There's a gun in the glove box?
Driver: Yes sir. That's where I put it after shot and killed
the woman who owns this car and stuffed her in the trunk.
Officer: There's a BODY in the TRUNK?!?!?
Driver: Yes, sir.
Hearing this, the officer immediately called his captain.
The car was quickly surrounded by police, and the captain
approached the driver to handle the tense situation:
Captain: Sir, may I see your license?
Driver: Sure. Here it is. It was valid.
Captain: Whose car is this?
Driver: It's mine, officer. Here's the owner's card. The
driver owned the car.
Captain: Could you slowly open your glove box so I can see
if there's a gun in it?
Driver: Yes, sir, but there's no gun in it. Sure enough,
there was nothing in the glove box.
Captain: Would you mind opening your trunk? I was told you
said there's a body in it.
Driver: No problem. Trunk is opened; no body.
Captain: I don't understand it. The officer who stopped you
said you told him you didn't have a license, stole the car,
had a gun in the glovebox, and that there was a dead body
in the trunk.
Driver: Really? Ain't that something? And I'll bet the lying
sucker told you I was speeding, too ...
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