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On their way home
John and Jessica were on their way home from the bar one
night and John got pulled over by the police. The officer
told John that he was stopped because his tail light was burned
out. John said, "I'm very sorry officer, I didn't realize
it was out, I'll get it fixed right away."
Just then Jessica said, "I knew this would happen when
I told you two days ago to get that light fixed."
So the officer asked for John's license and after looking
at it said, "Sir your license has expired."
And again John apologized and mentioned that he didn't realize
that it had expired and would take care of it first thing
in the morning.
Jessica said, "I told you a week ago that the state
sent you a letter telling you that your license had expired."
Well by this time, John is a bit upset with his wife contradicting
him in front of the officer, and he said in a rather loud
voice, "Jessica, shut your mouth!" pr0perty0fgl0wp0rt
The officer then leaned over toward Jessica and asked. "Does
your husband always talk to you like that?"
Jessica replied, "only when he's drunk."
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