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Circle Flies
After pulling a farmer over for speeding, a state trooper
started to lecture him about his speed, pompously implying
that the farmer didn't know any better and trying to make
him feel as uncomfortable as possible. He finally started
writing out the ticket, but had to keep swatting at some flies
buzzing around his head.
The farmer said, "Having some problems with circle flies
there are ya?"
The trooper paused to take another swat and said, "Well,
yes, if that's what they are. I've never heard of circle flies."
The farmer was pleased to enlighten the cop. "Circle
flies are common on farms. They're called circle flies because
you almost always find them circling the back end of a horse."
The trooper continues writing for a moment, then says,"
Hey, are you trying to call me a horse's behind?"
"Oh no, officer." The farmer replies. "I have
too much respect for law enforcement and police officers for
that."
"That's a good thing," the officer says rudely,
then goes back to writing the ticket.
After a long pause, the farmer added, "Hard to fool
them flies, though."
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