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You've been programming too long when
When you are counting objects, you go "0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,A,B,C,D...".
When asked about a bus schedule, you wonder if it is 16 or
32 bits.
When your wife says "If you don't turn off that darn
machine and come to bed,then I am going to divorce you!",
and you chastise her for for omitting the else clause.
When you are reading a book and look for the space bar to
get to the next page.
When you look for your car keys using: "grep keys /dev/pockets"
When after fooling around all day with routers etc, you pick
up the phone and start dialing an IP number.
When you get in the elevator and double-press the button
for the floor you want.
When not only do you check your email more often than your
paper mail, but you remember your {network address} faster
than your postal one.
When you go to balance your checkbook and discover that you're
doing the math in octal.
When you dream in 256 pallettes of 256 colors.
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