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Is windows a virus?
No, Windows is not a virus. Here's what viruses do:
1.They replicate quickly - okay, Windows does that.
2.Viruses use up valuable system resources, slowing down
the system as they do so - okay, Windows does that.
3.Viruses will, from time to time, trash your hard disk -
okay, Windows does that too.
4.Viruses are usually carried, unknown to the user, along
with valuable programs and systems. - Sigh.. Windows does
that, too.
5.Viruses will occasionally make the user suspect their system
is too slow (see 2) and the user will buy new hardware. -
Yup, Windows does that, too.
Until now it seems Windows is a virus but there are fundamental
differences: Viruses are well supported by their authors,
are running on most systems, their program code is fast, compact
and efficient and they tend to become more sophisticated as
they mature.
So Windows is not a virus.
It's a bug.
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