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Nose picking
We've all caught someone at sometime picking their nose.
Some try to do it in secret. Others do it openly without embarrassment.
Maybe even you have been caught in the act. Nose-picking is
one disgusting habit and is certainly not socially acceptable.
So, are these people normal? One would guess that this is
not the type of thing researched at our institutions of higher
learning. Guess again. The Americans did.
Of course, scientists must give everyday things complicated
scientific names. Nose picking is a term for us common folk.
Nose-picking should really be referred to as rhinotillexomania
(rhino=nose, tillexis=habit of picking at something, mania=obsession
with something). So, the next time that you see a person picking
their nose, tell them that they are a rhinotillexomaniac.
The researchers prepared their "Rhinotillexomania Questionnaire"
and randomly mailed it to 1000 residents in Dane County, Wisconsin.
Each survey included a cover letter that stated, "The
University of Wisconsin is conducting a survey of a common
but understudied habit scientifically known as 'rhinotillexomania'.
Its common name is nose-picking." Even better, the letter
actually defined what nose-picking is: "Insertion of
a finger (or other object) into the nose with the intention
of removing dried nasal secretions." I'll bet that you
already knew that. Can you imagine getting this survey in
the mail? Even with the
University's seal on the stationary, one would have to wonder
whether this was a joke or not.
Now for the results (assuming that they are reliable): Of
the 1000 surveys mailed out, only 254 were completed and returned
to the researchers.
· 8.7% claim that they have never picked their nose.
(In other words, they are liars or they can't remember doing
it as a kid.)
· 91% stated that they had picked their nose in the
past and were still actively practicing this habit. Yet, only
49.2% of the respondents actually thought that nose-picking
was common in adults.
· 9.2% rate their pickin' as "more than average."
· 25.6% actually pick their noses daily, 22.3% do
it 2 to 5 times each day, and three people admitted to doing
it at least
hourly.
· 55.5% spent 1-5 minutes, 23.5% spent 5-15 minutes,
and 0.8% (2 people) spent 15-30 minutes each day cleaning
their
nostrils. One lone soul claims to devote over 2 hours each
day to this ritual (I'm not a doctor and I can tell you that
this guy definitely has rhinotillexomania).
· 18% reported nosebleeds, while 0.8% claimed perforation
of the nasal septum from their nose-picking.
· 65.1% use their index finger, 20.2% use their pinky,
and 16.4% use their thumb (must have BIG nostrils to fit a
thumb in) as their instrument of choice.
· Most people (90.3%) disposed of the goop in a tissue
or a handkerchief, while 28.6% used the floor, and 7.6% stuck
it to the
furniture.
· 8% of the respondents actually ate the end product.
In case you are thinking of trying this delicacy, the study
claims that the pickings are quite tasty (salty).
So, what have we learned from this groundbreaking study?
Basically, boogers apparently taste good, although I can guarantee
to you that I will never do the taste testing to find out.
And we are wondering why there is no cure for Cancer yet!
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