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A father knelt with his son to hear his prayers. The three
year old boy began in all seriousness: "Our Father who
Art in Heaven, how do You know my name? And another four-year-old
prayed: "And forgive us our trash baskets as we forgive
those who put trash in our baskets."
A teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five
and six year olds. After explaining the commandment to "honor
thy father and thy mother," she asked, "Is there
a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and
sisters?"
Without missing a beat one little boy (the oldest of a family
of seven) answered, "Thou shall not kill."
Newly assigned officers to a Naval Air Station are quite
often "adopted" by a family. One such young officer,
a Lieut Commander, kind-of became an Uncle to the family's
only 4 year old daughter. One Sunday, he asked her what she
had learned in Sunday School. She said she had learned all
about the ten commanders, and that they were always broke.
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