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Kids understand love
Since a very long time ago, people have searched for the
meaning of love. But even the great philosophers, with their
profound definitions, could not fully touch its true essence.
In a survey of 4-8 year olds, kids share their views on love.
But what do little kids know about love? Read on and be
surprised that despite their young and innocent minds, kids
already have a simple but deep grasp of that four-letter word.
"Love is when a girl puts on perfume and a boy puts
on shaving cologne and they go out and smell each other."
"Love is when you go out to eat and give somebody most
of your French fries without making them give you any of theirs."
"Love is when someone hurts you. And you get so mad
but you don't yell at him because you know it would hurt his
feelings."
"Love is when my mommy makes coffee for my daddy and
she takes a sip before giving it to him, to make sure the
taste is OK."
"Love is when you tell a guy you like his shirt, then
he wears it everyday."
"Love is if you hold hands and sit beside each other
in the cafeteria. That means you're in love. Otherwise, you
can sit across from each other and be okay."
"Love is when mommy sees daddy smelly and sweaty and
still says he is handsomer than Robert Redbird."
"I know my older sister loves me because she gives me
all her old clothes and has to go out and buy new ones."
"When you love somebody, your eyelashes go up and down
and little stars come out of you."
"You can break love, but it won't die."
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