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How can i get to heaven?
I asked the children in my Sunday School class, "If
I sold my house and my car, held a big garage sale, and gave
all my money to the church, would I get into heaven?"
"No!" the children all answered.
Then I said, "If I cleaned the church every day, mowed
the yard, and kept everything neat and tidy, would I get into
heaven?"
Again, the answer was, "No!"
"Well," I continued, "then how can I get to
heaven?"
A five-year-old boy shouted out, "You gotta be dead!"
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