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Boots
Did you hear about the teacher who was helping one of her
kindergarten students put on his boots?
He asked for help and she could see why. With her pulling
and him pushing, the boots still didn't want to go on. When
the second boot was on, she had worked up a sweat. She almost
whimpered when the little boy said, "Teacher, they're
on the wrong feet." She looked and sure enough, they
were.
It wasn't any easier pulling the boots off than it was putting
them on. She managed to keep her cool as together they worked
to get the boots back on, this time on the right feet. He
then announced, "These aren't my
boots."
She bit her tongue rather than get right in his face and
scream,"Why didn't you say so?" like she wanted
to.
Once again she struggled to help him pull the ill-fitting
boots off. He then said, "They're my brother's boots.
My Mom made me wear them."
She didn't know if she should laugh or cry. She mustered
up the grace and courage she had left to wrestle the boots
on his feet again. She said, "Now, where are your mittens?"
He said, "I stuffed them in the
toes of my boots..."
Her trial starts next month.
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