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An Atheist
A young woman teacher with obvious liberal tendencies explains
to her class of small children that she is an atheist. She
asks her class if they are atheists too. Not really knowing
what atheism is but wanting to be like their teacher, their
hands explode into the air like fleshy fireworks.
There is, however, one exception. A beautiful girl named
Lucy has not gone along with the crowd. The teacher asks her
why she has decided to be different.
"Because I'm not an atheist."
Then, asks the teacher, "What are you?"
"I'm a Christian."
The teacher is a little perturbed now, her face slightly
red. She asks Lucy why she is a Christian.
"Well, I was brought up knowing and loving Jesus. My
mom is a Christian, and my dad is a Christian, so I am a Christian."
The teacher is now angry. "That's no reason," she
says loudly.
"What if your mom was a moron, and your dad was a moron.
What would you be then?"
She paused, and smiled. "Then," says Lucy, "I'd
be an atheist."
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