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You have won a prize
A blonde goes to the local restaurant, buys a small drink
for herself, and sits down to drink it. She notices a peel-off
prize sticker on the side of her cup while she is drinking.
After pulling off the tab, she begins screaming, "I won
a motor home! I won a motor home!"
The waitress runs over and argues, "That's impossible.
The biggest prize given away was a stero system!"
The blonde replies, "No. I won a motor home!"
By this time, the manager makes his way over to the table,
and he too argues, "You couldn't possibly have won a
motor home because we didn't have that as one of our prizes."
Again the blonde says, "There is no mistake! I won a
motor home!"
The blonde hands the prize ticket to the manager and he reads,
"WIN A BAGEL."
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