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I will paint it for you
A blonde was recently fired from an M&M factory for throwing
away Ws and peeling the shells on the candies. Therefore,
she needed a new job to support herself. After going around
town asking if anyone needed work done, she found a man who
needed a painter.
"I'm here for the paint job," she said.
"Alright," said the man. "Here is the paint
and your brush. I want you to paint my porch behind the house."
The blonde immediately went to work painting. Within an hour,
she was done and decided to put on a second coating.
After she finished, she returned to the man for her pay.
She said with satisfaction, "I not only completed the
job, but I even put on two coats of paint! By the way, that
isn't a porsche out back. It's a new BMW.
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