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Guess how many sheeps?
There once was a blonde who was very tired of blonde jokes
and insults directed at her intelligence.
So, she cut and dyed her hair, got a make-over, got in her
car, and began driving around in the country.
Suddenly, she came to a herd of sheep in the road. She stopped
her car and went over to the shepherd who was tending to them.
"If I can guess the exact number of sheep here, will
you let me have one?" she asked.
The shepherd, thinking this was a pretty safe bet, agreed.
"You have 171 sheep," said the blonde in triumph.
Surprised, the shepherd told her to pick out a sheep of her
choice.
She looked around for a while and finally found one that
she really liked.
She picked it up and was petting it when the shepherd walked
over to her and asked, "if I can guess your real hair
color, will you give me my sheep back?"
The blonde thought it was only fair to let him try. "You're
a blonde! Now give me back my dog."
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