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Blonde learning horse ridding
A blonde decides to learn and try horse back riding unassisted
without prior experience or lessons. She mounts the horse
with great effort, and the tall, shiny horse springs into
motion.
It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace, but the blonde
begins to slip from the saddle. Out of shear terror, she grabs
for the horse's mane but cannot seem to get a firm grip. She
tries to throw her arms around the horse's neck, but she slides
down the side of the horse anyway. The horse gallops along,
seemingly oblivious to its slipping rider.
Finally, giving up her frail grip, she leaps away from the
horse to try and throw herself to safety.
Unfortunately, her foot has become entangled in the stirrup.
She is now at the mercy of the horse's pounding hooves as
her head is struck against the ground again and again. As
her head is battered against the ground, she is mere moments
away from unconsciousness or even death when Frank, the Wal-Mart
manager runs out to shut the horse off.
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