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Blonde kidnaps for cash
A blonde, out of money and down on her luck after buying
air at a real bargain, needed money desperately. To raise
cash, she decided to kidnap a child and hold him for ransom.
She went to the local playground, grabbed a kid randomly,
took her behind a building, and told her, "I've kidnapped
you."
She then wrote a big note saying, "I've kidnapped your
kid. Tomorrow morning, put $10,000 in a paper bag and leave
it under the apple tree next to the slides on the south side
of the playground. Signed, A blonde."
The blonde then pinned the note to the kid's shirt and sent
him home to show it to his parents. The next morning the blonde
checked, and sure enough, a paper bag was sitting beneath
the apple tree. The blonde looked in the bag and found the
$10,000 with a note that said, "How could you do this
to a fellow blonde?"
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