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What causes arthritis
A man who smelled like a distillery flopped on a subway seat
next to a priest. The man's tie was stained, his face was
plastered with red lipstick, and a half empty bottle of gin
was sticking out of his torn coat pocket. He opened his newspaper
and began reading. After a few minutes, the disheveled guy
turned to the priest and asked, "Say, father, what causes
arthritis?"
"Mister, it's caused by loose living, being with cheap,
wicked women, too much alcohol and a contempt for your fellow
man."
"Well I'll be." the drunk muttered, returning to
his paper.
The priest, thinking about what he had said, nudged the man
and apologized. "I'm very sorry. I didn't mean to come
on so strong. How long did you have arthritis?"
"I don't have it father. I was just reading here that
the Pope does."
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