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Unsure if they really paid
A man walks into a bar and has a couple of beers. Once he
is donem the bartender tells him he owes $9.00.
"But I paid, don't you remember?" says the customer.
"Okay," says the bartender, "If you said you
paid, you did."
The man then goes outside and tells the first person he sees
that the bartender can't keep track of whether his customers
have paid.
The second man then rushes in, orders a beer and later pulls
the same stunt.
The barkeep replies, "If you say you paid, I'll take
your word for it."
Soon the customer goes into the street, sees an old friend,
and tells him how to get free drinks.
The man hurries into the bar and begins to drink high-balls
when, suddenly, the bartender leans over sand says, "You
know, a funny thing happened in here tonight. Two men were
drinking beer, neither paid and both claimed that they did.
The next guy who tries that is going to get punched right
in the nose."
"Don't bother me with your troubles," the final
patron responds. "Just give me my change and I'll be
on my way."
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