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Trying a nicer approach
Every night, after dinner, a man took off for the local tavern.
He spent the whole evening there, and arrived home very drunk
around midnight each night.
He always had trouble getting his key into the keyhole and
getting the door opened. His wife, waiting up for him, would
go to the door and let him in. Then she would proceed to yell
and scream at him, for his constant nights out, and coming
home in a drunken state. But, Harry continued his nightly
routine.
One day, the wife was talking to a friend about her husband's
behavior, and was particularly distraught by it all.
The friend listened to her, and then said, "Why don't
you treat him a little differently, when he comes home? Instead
of berating him, why don't you give him some loving words,
and welcome him home with a kiss? He then might change his
ways."
The wife thought that might be a good idea.
That night, Harry took off again, after dinner. And, about
midnight, he arrived home, in his usual condition.
His wife heard him at the door, and quickly went to it, and
opened the door, and let Harry in.
This time, instead of berating him, as she had always done,
she took his arm, and led him into the living room. She sat
him down in an easy chair, put his feet up on the ottoman
and took his shoes off. Then she went behind him, and started
to cuddle him a little. After a little while, she said to
him, "It's pretty late, dear. I think we had better go
upstairs to bed, now, don't you think?"
At that, Harry replied, in his inebriated state, "I
guess we might as well. I'll be getting in trouble with the
stupid wife when I get home anyway!"
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