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Someone stole from me
A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in
his car. "They've stolen the dashboard, the steering
wheel, the brake pedal, the radio, and even the accelerator,"
he cried out.
However, before the police investigation could start, the
phone rang a second time and the same voice came over the
line. "Never mind," he said with a hiccup, "I
got in the back seat by mistake."
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