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Returning home drunk
A man is in a bar and falling off his stool every couple
of minutes. He is obviously drunk. So the bartender says to
another man in the bar: "Why don't you be a good Samaritan
and take him home."
The man takes the drunk out the door and to his car and he
stumbles at least ten times. They drive along and the drunk
points out his house to the man. He stops the car and the
drunk stumbles up the steps to his house with the man.
The drunk's wife greets them at the door: "Why thank
you for bringing him home for me, but where's his wheel chair?"
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