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No dogs allowed here
A man goes to a bar with his dog. He goes up to the bar and
asks for a drink. The bartender says "You can't bring
that dog in here!" The guy, without missing a beat, says
"This is my seeing-eye dog." "Oh man, "
the bartender says, "I'm sorry, here, the first one's
on me." The man takes his drink and goes to a table near
the door.
Another guy walks in the bar with a Chihuahua. The first
guys sees him, stops him and says "You can't bring that
dog in here unless you tell him it's a seeing-eye dog."
The second man graciously thanks the first man and continues
to the bar. He asks for a drink. The bartender says "Hey,
you can't bring that dog in here!"
The second man replies "This is my seeing-eye dog."
The bartender says, "No, I don't think so. They do not
have Chiwauas as seeing-eye dogs." The man pauses for
a half-second and replies "What?!?! They gave me a Chihuahua?!?"
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